Friday, August 19, 2011

A Compilation of Short Stories

Please enjoy some journal entries from 1996-97.
I was pretty darn cute (I tried to capture the punctuation and spelling as best as I could, the dots in between each word? I don't even know what I was thinking).


December 23 1996 Weednesday

I. PLAyED. wITh. my. Toys AND. my. BRoTheR
I.Am.Jamie.I. Am. In. KINDERGARTEN AND I Am SIX
AND I. DIDNT. SIGNuP. FoR. FIRST. GRADE. YET
I. LOVE. FLOWER'S
Jamie

DEC. 25. 1996 WEDNEDAY (Maybe I'll learn one day how to spell the days of the week)

I. Am. Jamie. Hirmon. I Am. e. I Am. COOL.
AND. I. LOVE. BOyS. AND. Boys. LIKE. me.
I. LOVE. FLOWER'S. AND. I. JEST. LOVE. yOU
Jamie

APRiL 4 1997 FRyiDAy

I AM Jamie I LIkee TO PLAy WIT My FRED
AND I DoT LIKe My mom veRY mUTHE
SUM.TIms I PLAy WITH My SCHYLER
(I had tried to cross out the part where I reveal how I felt about my dear mother that day. Apparantly I was ashamed of such feelings)

So I know you're dying for more, because these are super entertaining.
But you're just going to have to hold onto your little horses.